A chin rape and jazz hands

Friday night came and Evelyn and I got all dolled up to meet some hot Argentine men and ´shake our boodies on the floor tonight´... We had a delicious meal for $5 each- steak, beef ribs, some other cut of beef and a grilled veggie platter.
We went to a Brazilian club that plays Samba. WOW... that is all I have to say. Samba is the sexiest, most sensual dance I have ever seen. We stood, side court, just watching. There was no way either of us could attempt this dance without some prior lessons- watching dancing with the stars barely counts as an introduction to the dance. Everyone danced that well.
The most amazing part of the dance were the variations- one dude was dancing with two girls... he handled them well, let me tell you. He twirled one around as he danced close with the other and vice versa. It was quite impressive- jaw dropping moves. You should have seen when all three were dancing close... We also saw two guys dancing with one girl. Basically one guy would take the girl as the other guy would dance around them mimicking the same moves or something that would compliment it well- he then would cut in, but I use that phrase lightly because it was so much smoother than what you would expect... almost like a breath of wind would take one in and the other guy out.
A strange sight was a guy dancing with like 5 women... they were all over weight and they were jumping a lot more than the other dancers.... it looked more like a weight loss club and this was their creative way of exercise, we weren´t as impressed with their dancing.
Most impressive was this man who much have weighed an easy but massive 25o lbs. He was dancing with the most beautiful women and had moves that any hot guy would kill for. He was super light on his feet and had great power on the dance floor. Everyone there was about dancing- unlike the other club that I went to, where it was a meat market. It didn´t matter what you looked like, body type was or anything like that... people went to dance and dance with each other.
We felt a little over dressed as the girls were all in yoga pants and sports bras... as I said they were there to dance! Speaking of which... the Samba went on for the first hour or so...when on came some hip hop. I thought I would finally be able to dance, when I realized they all knew the same dance! Can we say Lido deck style??? There was a little platform, where Eve and I got cornered in the back watching as four or five people danced in front of us... and below that step, the entire club was doing the same dance! It was a cross between- line dancing, aerobics (think grapevine and box step), electric slide, ´Tootsie Roll´, latin moves, and Jazz hands all together in one crazy dance. Shockingly... it didn´t end there... This went on for a good hour and a half before we finally left. They have a dance for every song that came on!!!! How did they learn them??? Where??? Never in my life have I not been able to dance at a club.
Apparently this is not Argentine though... this is Brazilian... maybe this is a sign of things to come on my next stop!
Clearly, we being the beautiful women that we are, were approached by some dudes... one in particular I will mention... this big black guy comes up to me, appears out of know where... grabs my chin and starts gently rubbing it as he says ¨this black man thinks you are the most beautiful girl here´´... after that I really couldn´t understand what he said... but I was caught like a dear in headlights... jaw dropped and I just froze. I was chin rapped!!!!
All I wanted to do was dance... maybe next time.